Friday, August 12, 2005

Bad Bovines

"A California air-quality agency is blaming cows for the San Joaquin Valley's terrible smog problem. The flatulence and burping of the valley's 2.5 million cows produce 50 million pounds of organic compunds annually, officials say, far more pollution than is produced by cars. Diary farmers will now be required to install pollution-control technology, and may even have to alter the cows' diets to minimize their production of gas. "We are talking about about a public health crisis, " said an attorney for a local advocacy group..."It's not funny to joke about cow burps...."

This is serious business, not only is mankind destroying the are the cows!
(The Week, Aug. 12, 2005, p. 6).

1 comment:

Richard from Pittsburgh said...

I wonder how long it will be till we get to the human emmisions. Perhaps we will need to be kept to minimal doses of coke and beans. I miss America.